Questions I Frequently Wish You Were Asking

Why are you writing this blog?
I am writing this blog in the hopes that lots of guys shoot a load while or just after reading it. I enjoy making guys cum, but with my limited schedule and means for travel, I can't get around to all of you. If you've shot a load, my work has not been in vain.

I love your blog! How can I ever thank you?
I'm not in this for any sort of monetary gain (wait, do you have cash, because I don't want to be all stupid here). If you really want to thank me, send me your naked pics. If you're a woman, a gracious smile in the direction of your ISP will be sufficient.

What if I think I'm not your type?
Oh, why should that matter? You can still send me pics. I might look at it and think "well, he does nothing for me," but if you got all hard reading my stuff, well that's still something of a turn on.

How big are you?
I'd like to lose a few pounds, who wouldn't? This is a kinda rude question for a sex blog, isn't it?

No, I mean your cock.
Oh, that. Just a little over average according to the stats. Bigger than most of the cocks I've encountered. Go figure.

Why are there no pictures in your blog?
I want my blog to be my own work. So I don't want to gather pics from the Internet. I also want to keep my ass off of this. After all, I started by saying that I wasn't trying to protect the innocent, I was protecting me.

That's not a very courageous stance.
Nope.